tisfan:

thecheshirecass:

shotfromguns:

everydayconman:

hollowedskin:

fatsexybitch:

coffeeandstring:

verbalvomits:

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met

my quintessential example of this:

i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.

i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.

I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.

reblogging for betrayed sack of flour.

captain-snark:

alternate alternate title: Boomers Fail So Hard As Parents They’ve Left Their Adult Children ‘Helpless’

rinzleydraws:

Alternate title: Millennials are so humble about their lacking skills that they eschew pride in order to learn skills that their parents thought were unnecessary to teach.

feminismandmedia:

c-dentello:

andy-the-anon:

When you remember the anti-vax movement

bazzpop:

sneepsn0rp:

This is the funniest fucking Arcana ad I’ve ever gotten

sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012:

sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012:

nobody talk to me, thinking about the poetic eroticism of mushroom omelette with chives

wish i had what reynolds woodcock has

buncheeks:

god made ferrets by taking a cat and rolling it between his hands like a long piece of play doh

weasowl:

fuselii:

legends 

I’m doing all of this, just in case

pukicho:

Its the end of the decade. A catalyst for change is upon us. Next year, nay, next decade will be our best yet. We will go from mere monkeys to golden gods sat upon a throne of success and accomplishment. Don’t waver, don’t second-guess yourself, don’t underestimate your ambitions. At the end of this next decade the world will be serene, and it’ll be thanks to us.

probablytieflingrpgideas:

inneskeeper:

i understand the inherent sexiness of putting yourself into mortal danger but please stop prancing into faerie rings and offering your true name to any passing pixie who happens to be there in hopes of escaping the cruel grip of capitalism